Jesus vs Satan

Having the Monday blues? hope this cheers you up...toujours! =)

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better onhis computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired ofhearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to setup a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes.They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded.They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rainpoured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blankscreen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone!It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the pasttwo hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves" =p