Sales Tactics
The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.
So he asked Great Eastern Insurance and the agent said,"Don't worry man,we'll provide insurance right from the basket to the casket".
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential Insurance. The agent replied,"Oh, we have a newinsurance policy which can protect your unborn child from the womb right up to the tomb".
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA Insurance.He told the AIA Insurance agent what Prudential Insurance and Great Eastern Insurance had to offer.
The AIA Insurance agent thought for a while, and then said,"Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential Insurance andGreat Eastern Insurance.We'll insure your child from "erection to resurrection".
So he asked Great Eastern Insurance and the agent said,"Don't worry man,we'll provide insurance right from the basket to the casket".
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential Insurance. The agent replied,"Oh, we have a newinsurance policy which can protect your unborn child from the womb right up to the tomb".
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA Insurance.He told the AIA Insurance agent what Prudential Insurance and Great Eastern Insurance had to offer.
The AIA Insurance agent thought for a while, and then said,"Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential Insurance andGreat Eastern Insurance.We'll insure your child from "erection to resurrection".
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